Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal Secret Agreement To Trade Clothes (Humor)

Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal have reached a secret deal to trade clothing styles for each of their respective dominating Grand Slams.  Nadal has been sporting the same outfit that Federer wore three years ago, being dubbed "Darth Federer" during the evening matches.  Nadal was not coy for his reasoning. "I nid every chance to win US Open.  If I look like Rog, I will win like heem."  On... 

Roger Federer Passes Torch To Rafael Nadal; Accidentally Burns His Knees

In a closed ATP award ceremony in Toronto, Canada last night, Roger Federer was given a torch that he was to hand over to Rafael Nadal to congratulate him on being the new world's number one in tennis.  As Nadal waited awkwardly, Roger made his way up the steps towards the podium with the flaming torch.  However, Federer missed the last step and fell forward towards Nadal's knees.  It... 

Rafael Nadal Wins French Open: Tennis Satire Writer Resigns (humor)

Rafael Nadal won his fifth French Open today by beating Robin Soderling in straight sets 6-4, 6-2, 6-4. Nadal will also claim the number one spot in men's ranking starting June 7, 2010.  Bleacher Report reporter Robert Orzechowski bet the farm and all of his savings on a Soderling victory and, upon seeing the results, threw his computer and television out the window in disgust.  Bleacher... 

Roger Federer: The Jehovah’s Witness Perspective (Humor)

Martin Strohn was just a normal 20-year-old back in 1969. He had gone camping out in the California desert and had the misfortune of having a bunch of colourful hippies as temporary neighbors. That night, the hippies' campfire and other smoke made its way to where he was sleeping.  At first, Martin gagged at mixture of wood, plant, and some exotic incense, but then began to breathe in freely the... 

Player Profile: Gerald Melzer of Austria (Humor)

Ask anyone if they know the tennis player Gerald Melzer and they will probably give you a blank stare.  Gerald Melzer is only nineteen years old and has already enjoyed a career high ranking of 825. Why is Gerald Melzer being featured here?  Is it because those who have seen him play marvel at his forehand slice?  Maybe he has lightening footwork?  Are there people touting him to... 

The Birth of a New Group: “Paramos, Rafa!” (Satire)

NOTE:  This is a satire piece and NOT an invitation to insults or any derogatory remarks towards Rafael Nadal.  It is to be strictly viewed as humorous and nothing else.   World No. 2 Rafael Nadal is currently challenging for his fifth French Open title this year, has developed an international following and something that Roger Federer does not even possess—a chanting cry—"Vamos,... 

The Onion: America’s Finest New Source Except For Tennis [Satire]

SATIRE—The Onion News, a self-congratulatory satire paper circulating in the American West has decided to alter its slogan due to its poor tennis coverage.  When asked why tennis was not listed in the sports section of the paper, Editor Joe Randazzo replied "Aieeeee, ma fung**le.  If I wanna write bout dat,  I ama gonna write about my squash buddies.  Besides, badminton is... 

The Downfall of Sports Passion

Franciscan monk Hernando Fernando Franceso Don Juan Del Potro was on his way to Rome.  He was to receive a recognition award for his vows of chastity, poverty, and above all, his cherished vow of silence. His obedience to uphold his vows for thirty years had finally led him on the path to meet with Pope Benedict XVI.  He and a few others also to be decorated were to talk with the Holy Father... 

Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal Make Way for…Vijay Singh? [Satire]

The Bleacher report editing team and awards committee fell asleep at the wheel today when they admitted VJ Singh into the tennis forum and the tennis awards show that was held last night.  Not only did VJ Singh inexplicably appear on the B/R Tennis website, he swept numerous awards at the B/R Tennis Awards.  Both Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal were stunned at being shut out by the golf player... 

Ernest Gulbis: The Man of Today and Star of Tomorrow

Ernest Gulbis, the 21-year-old Latvian superstar, has burst upon the tennis scene. Many who have followed him think it is about time.  Recently, he defeated Roger Federer at the Rome Masters, and lost a close one to Rafael Nadal in the same tournament. Gulbis did not get a chance to rematch against Nadal because Federer avenged himself, and beat Gulbis in a close three setter at the Madrid Masters. He... 

Next Page »

Latest News

• England Must Change To Grow as a Football Nation
• 2010 U.S. Open Tennis: Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer in the Movies
• U.S. Open 2010: Ranking the Last 25 Men’s Tennis Finals
• 2010 US Open: The Ladies’ Fab Four
• Platini vs. Blatter: FIFA and UEFA at Loggerheads Over The Future Of Football