Identifying Tennis Wardrobes (For Our Women Readers)

Apparently, my last article found at http://bleacherreport.com/articles/477660-roger-federer-rafael-nadal-novak-djokovic-andy-murray-and-andy-roddick-speak did not get featured because of the magnificent blowup of Rafael Nadal’s posterior.  But it is okay to post photos of scantily clad women.  I have been the victim of some sexist agenda but I have moved on.  In this intense and... 

Roger Federer, Rafa Nadal, and Andy Murray: The Three Baseliners Live in Concert

Hey middle-agers and seniors! Are you longing to the glory days of tennis? Can’t keep up with the new and upcoming faces of the racket sport? Do you remember the days when tennis was about hitting the ball to the other side of the court and not worrying about top-spin, racket technology, or which banana or power drink was needed for replenishment on the change-over? Do you hate having to watch... 

Binge 2010: The Mardy Fish, Andy Roddick, Novak Djokovic Dinner (Satire)

Somewhere in New York on the upper west side, they got together for their secret dinner.  They were excited.  It was the anticipation of the event plus the fact that none of their respective coaching staff knew.  Mardy, Andy and Novak sat down, each neatly and formally dressed. Their table was on the second story with a multitude of customers just below them.  It was a suave French... 

2010 US Open: Venus Williams vs Francesca Schiavone (The Transcript)

One of the most compelling and dramatic matches at the US Open this year was the Williams-Schiavone match.  It is now available in fine print for all to enjoy.  Upon special request, it can even be ordered in braille for the hearing impaired.   First Set Highlights Williams: Aargh! Schiavone:  Aw hee! Williams: Aargh! Schiavone: Aw hee! Second Set Highlights Schiavone: AW HEE! Williams:... 

2010 US Open As Seen By Dr. House

Hmm. I am Dr. Gregory House, and before you go any further with this slide show, I am a FICTITIOUS character from a FICTITIOUS television program. I do not exist. Any problems, just blame the writer. He gets paid for writing this crap.  My character has laced sarcasm, so if you’re not into that, move on or just watch it and take it personally. I personally don’t care.  Here... 

Dennis Miller Rant on the Current State of Tennis at Bleacher Report

Hello Tennis Boobies, Your articles have been coming out like “Ellen” with her big announcement from her sitcom.  It has been slow, painful to watch, and the climax was like …”oh it’s a gay thing.” Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant here people, but do you call yourselves writers?  I’ve seen better writing on a grimy inside of the men’s’... 

U.S. Open 2010: Roger Federer in ‘The Bourne Descendancy’

Jason Bourne was on the run….again.  Momentarily, he forgot where he was.  After all, he had been running away from the authorities from all over the world.  As he sprinted on, he began to search his mind.  Was it Rome, Moscow, London, Nairobi, Cedar Rapids, IA…..Cedar Rapids??  He remembered now.  He pilfered two ears of corn from a farmer’s field. ... 

Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal Secret Agreement To Trade Clothes (Humor)

Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal have reached a secret deal to trade clothing styles for each of their respective dominating Grand Slams.  Nadal has been sporting the same outfit that Federer wore three years ago, being dubbed “Darth Federer” during the evening matches.  Nadal was not coy for his reasoning. “I nid every chance to win US Open.  If I look like Rog, I will... 

Roger Federer Passes Torch To Rafael Nadal; Accidentally Burns His Knees

In a closed ATP award ceremony in Toronto, Canada last night, Roger Federer was given a torch that he was to hand over to Rafael Nadal to congratulate him on being the new world’s number one in tennis.  As Nadal waited awkwardly, Roger made his way up the steps towards the podium with the flaming torch.  However, Federer missed the last step and fell forward towards Nadal’s knees.  It... 

Rafael Nadal Wins French Open: Tennis Satire Writer Resigns (humor)

Rafael Nadal won his fifth French Open today by beating Robin Soderling in straight sets 6-4, 6-2, 6-4. Nadal will also claim the number one spot in men’s ranking starting June 7, 2010.  Bleacher Report reporter Robert Orzechowski bet the farm and all of his savings on a Soderling victory and, upon seeing the results, threw his computer and television out the window in disgust.  Bleacher... 

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