Is Sam Allardyce Really the Best Man for the England Job?

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Published: July 25, 2016

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The best job in English football has gone to the only man left in the world who still believes it is.

At least Sam Allardyce properly wanted it. Really, really, really wanted it. It's fair to say he was the only candidate interviewed already in possession of a St George's flag beach towel.

On his unveiling as the new manager of the England national side, he looked like Augustus Gloop on being given free rein of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Wide of eye and mouth, he couldn't have been happier had Phil Brown entered stage left dressed as an Oompa Loompa and declared himself his new assistant.

Off camera, Eddie Howe was perfectly cast as Charlie, nervously unwrapping his single Wonka bar while asking when he could go home to Bournemouth.

Whatever stance you take on Allardyce's suitability for the position, it was hard not to find his opening gambits endearing. There was nothing original or insightful about what he had to say; it was more about how he said it. Just watch the clip below.



Indeed, if you dissected his first soundbites in finite detail, it would probably raise the question of whether they had been penned by the same speechwriter employed by Kevin Keegan, Sven-Goran Eriksson, Steve McClaren, Fabio Capello, Roy Hodgson, Michelle Obama and Melania Trump.

However, after the ghostly pallor of Hodgson's "I don't really know what I am doing here" send-off, it was easy to warm to a beaming rhetoric of "I know exactly what I'm doing here, and it's about bloody time."

Now the dust has settled a little on the appointment, it seems split opinion essentially boils down to two warring camps of thought: the pragmatists versus the dreamers. The two rarely get on.

In a blistering defrocking of the England job, the Telegraph's Paul Hayward has called for it to be rid of its "sacred calling" status:

Allardyce's appointment marks a debunking of the England job - ...
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