Knees, Boogers, ‘Chad Who?,’ the Heinz-End Hump and More: The Week in Sports

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Published: January 28, 2011

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Jeffrey Boswell weighs in on Jay Cutler's knee sprain, NFL labor talks, a gold-digging Mark Sanchez, a Heinz-end hump, Michael Vick's endorsement, a potential Richard Hamilton trade, golf rankings, and Jack LaLanne.

 

* No Pain? No Feign? — Jay Cutler is vindicated when a medical evaluation reveals he had sprained knee ligaments. A Subsequent visit to a Chicago-area OB/GYN reveals an extremely healthy vagina.

 

* Exchange of DNA — Mark Sanchez picked his nose, and wiped it on teammate Mark Brunell on national television during Sunday's AFC championship game.

In a season marked by brash and boastful statements towards opponents, it was the best "dig" yet by a Jet.

In Sanchez's defense, Joe Namath's career-defining moment, when he jogged victoriously off the field after Super Bowl III, involved a finger, as well.

 

* You No-Good, Lousy CBA! — Antonio Cromartie lashed out at the NFL and the players union with an expletive-laced tirade regarding the collective bargaining agreement.

You think Cromartie is worried about a potential work stoppage? Not nearly as much as his baby mommas.

 

* Trade-a-Bate — Carson Palmer has demanded a trade from Bengals, threatening retirement if he's not accommodated.

But owner Mike Brown says there's no chance Palmer will be traded.

With his bluff called, it's reported that Palmer is pursuing another option, that of "resigning" to play for the Bengals next year.

 

* Rip Tied — Richard Hamilton balked at head coach Jon Kuester's indirect approach to reaching out to the Pistons guard after a three-team trade that would have sent Hamilton to the New Jersey Nets fell through.

The Pistons have vowed to get Hamilton out of Detroit, shopping the disgruntled star around the league with the catchy slogan "...
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